We are making team shirts for conference and they are all saying,
"You know your a swimming if...."
Then everyone has a differnet reason. Some of the girls have funny ones but I want a great one. If you could help me out that would be great.

Some examples of some of theirs are;
"sprinters can get it done under a minute"
"you can go long and hard"
"someone asks to see your breast on a daily basis"
"you do it in the morning and at night"

Have anymore ideas?

-You would rather meet Ian Thorpe or Michael Phelps or RYAN LOCHTE than George Bush. (its nothing personal george…)
- you own at least a dozen suits....Some are pratice suits that need to be layered....Some are practice suits in good shape.....Some are for general meets....Some are for the REALLY important meets.....And yah, maybe if you dig around in the back of your closet you can find that one beach suit that you bought ages ago.
-The phrase 50 50's on 50 makes sense!
If whenever you hear an electronic beep, you instinctively jump, you might be a swimmer.
If you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount you sleep you got, you might be a swimmer.
If bugs die of chlorine poisoning when they land on your skin, you might be a swimmer.
If you have bleached, straw like hair with split ends, you might be a swimmer.
If the phrase "This set with fins" is better than hearing "You just won $100," you might be a swimmer.
If you answer, "I don't need to" when someone asks when you showered last, you might be a swimmer.
If you love a good lightening storm when you have outdoor practice, you might be a swimmer.
When you learn how to squirt water 15 different ways, you might be a swimmer.
When you go through so many caps in one season you could wallpaper your room, you might be a swimmer.
- your friends have stopped asking you about your plans for the evenings
-the first place you go when you're stressed out is a swimming pool
-among your heroes are Janet, Jenny, or Amanda, or you know whom I'm talking about
-the phrase, "50 double armed backstroke with a breast stroke kick” makes you happier than anything
-being fishlike is a compliment
-you sweat chlorine even after showering
-you just don't understand the charm of the swimsuit edition-getting smacked on the butt doesn't bother you at all
END IT WITH THIS ONE:
-you are determined, strong, smart and tough

Swimming is like chocolate, it solves all your problems and makes the world a better place.

- You own more practice suits than clothes